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Government Scandal Wrap-Up Summer 2009
The GovCentral Humor Squad
September 17, 2009
John Edwards Channels Star Wars; Admits, “I am your Father.”
Edwards cheats on cancer-stricken wife. Runs for President again anyways. Hires Mistress to failed campaign. Fathers mistresses child. Has aide claim he’s the Father. 18 months later Edwards admits he’s the Father and moves mistress to live near ginormous home in North Carolina. Holy shnike’s.
Score: 9.5
Mr. John Edwards. I wish we could send you to VH1’s Tool Academy, but it seems that your lovely wife is dropping your sorry butt.
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